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Awful Mad Kitty - Doggi Hoots
Awful Mad Kitty - Doggie HootsGrumpy and Misunderstood
Perfecting the art of the Hissy Fit through years of being jostled by doofus dogs, he's crotchety, cranky and just plain doesn't want to be messed with. Get in his way and you will pay!
This durable, yet incredibly appealing dog toy has been designed for maximum floppability. Translation: That means it has great floppy parts that whack your dog's head as it is shaken about. Dogs consider this a very good thing.
Once upon a time there was a gang of mean, rotten, mad and totally fed up kitties who wandered the countryside (neighborhood) taking great pleasure in being down-right unpleasant to all unfortunate dogs who crossed their path. Talk about a chip on the ole' shoulder...these boys were a dog's worst nightmare...they were really, really scary.
Their extreme Nastiness was born from an early exposure to a particularly stinky old dog known as Doofus, who viewed catching as a most worthy pastime. Doofus was well, a doofus...and never quite managed to catch anyone too seriously, but just the same, life was difficult for the impressionable young kitties.
They never forgot...and vowed to dedicate their lives to their cause: the advancement of Dog Harassment. So look out dogs, these bad boys may be lurking 'round your next hydrant.
But wait, there's more... most dogs have met up with a cat that's beggin' for an attitude adjustment. This encounter can be exciting, scary or even downright humiliating (being chased by a ferocious cat while other dogs watch).
Now for the doofus in your dog... the terrible, nasty scaries offer a chance for some oh-so-sweet-mysteries-of-life, honest-to-goodness REVENGE!
Common Sense Statement:
We've tested our toys on many different types of dogs. Since every dog is unique we can't predict how long this toy will last for your dog. In the event that stuffing becomes exposed (which shows that your dog had a really good time), please remove the toy from your dog.
Warnings:
Don't be a poop, cut off the loop (before giving this toy to your dog)!
Important Stuff:
This toy has been stuffed with all new, quality fiberfill.
A squeaker has been slipped in to get those doggie teeth a-gnashing and tails-a-wagging.
Materials are non-toxic.
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